I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
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You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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