Don't you send me to vm
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
is that a dick in a sweater?
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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