if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
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i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
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Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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