guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
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She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
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I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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