my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
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dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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