Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
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Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
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