I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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