The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
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I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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