I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
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Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
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I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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