She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
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I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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