Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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