you win again, gameday.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
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It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
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It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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