I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
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I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
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She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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