Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
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good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
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Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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