do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
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i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
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Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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