The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
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The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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