All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
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They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
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Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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