All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
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He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
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Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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