there's paper in my vomit.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
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And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
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This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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