This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
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And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
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in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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