I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
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i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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