I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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