yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
accomplished twins. life is a go
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
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the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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