so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
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I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
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It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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