just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
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Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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