That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
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even the AIR tastes like tequila.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
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Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
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