I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
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But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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