Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
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I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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