I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
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There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
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