Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
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He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
It's never too late to be topless.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
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I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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