i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
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I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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