Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
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It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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