my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
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The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
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You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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