Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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