I'm really into asian looking animals
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
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ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
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Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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