you mean i was at the winter classic?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
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i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
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I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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