I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
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just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
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Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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