nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
third nipple confirmed
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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