I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
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Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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