I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
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He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
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Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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