i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
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You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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