You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
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But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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