Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
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this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
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She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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