You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
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Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
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with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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