We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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