So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
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Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
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His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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