I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
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I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
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I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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