My brain says no but my pants say off.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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