We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
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Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
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I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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