Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
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Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
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Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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